Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Usually if one of your owners won't give you a crumb, you can get a nice big bite of steak from another. Not today. You couldn't charm your way out of a paper bag, no matter who's looking, so don't even bother trying.
Taurus
Don't waste time waiting for the door to re-open and your human to walk back in. There are plenty of ways you can make your day more exciting, all by yourself. Go ahead, give yourself a long leash.
Gemini
You're not the only one with energy to burn. You and your owner could both use some serious exercise. The only difference is that your human only needs one dose, and then you're on your own.
Cancer
It's hard figuring out humans. You may be getting an inkling but certainly no more. With so little to go on, your safest bet is to lay low until things in the doghouse are running smoothly again.
Leo
You have no trouble sharing your feelings. In fact, it would be impossible to hide them. So it may surprise you just how good it leaves your humans feeling, but sit back and enjoy their fun.
Virgo
Don't let minor setbacks keep you from making a big splash. When you hear the words 'sit' or 'stay,' don't just obey on impulse. Think for a split second before you comply.
Libra
Your sense of balance is excellent. It has to be to flirt with disaster each and every day. Could humans chase buses or snarl at mailmen, then roll on their backs for love and attention? Your timing couldn't be better today.
Scorpio
Real exploits may be elusive, but adventure of the subliminal variety is around every corner. If there's just no action in the doghouse, then sit back and let your imagination run wild.
Sagittarius
All aspects of the day have been thought out, even if you don't know about it yet. Don't worry, you're not getting lost in the shuffle. Your owner is aware of the big picture, and your fun is no small part of it.
Capricorn
You may not be chasing an actual bird, but the motions are the same. No matter how hard you try, you just can't get close to your prey, much less connect with it. But even if you never succeed, try, try again.
Aquarius
How can an animal that walks upright be so much like you? Then again, how can two animals who both walk upright be from such completely different cultures? Mull over these and other questions as you mingle with the humans today.
Pisces
Face it, your human owes you, big time. One long walk just isn't enough to call it even. It's time to settle your debts, if that means slipping your collar or grabbing your share of dinner.
