Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Being on a leash can be such a bore, or you can make the most of it. Don't just let yourself be dragged around town. Use your human on the other end to your advantage. Once you get the hang of it, there's really no need for you to slow down or miss a beat.
Taurus
A barking dog just doesn't come across to some as a preacher type. But you have an important message, even if others don't want to hear it from you. Don't let yourself be silenced. It takes more than shoes and shouts to keep you from spreading the word in your own special way.
Gemini
Your owner goes from best friend to authority figure with ease, but for you changing roles on a whim is a lot harder. Things can get downright confusing. Playing dumb is worth trying if you think it might help. Your other alternative is sitting down and playing dead.
Cancer
Spending more time than usual alone in the doghouse is only a reaction to all the time you spent surrounded by humans. But your recovery period is just about over. You're ready to come on out into the wide world again. Enjoy.
Leo
You've never understood why arrogance was considered such a bad thing. You have a lot to be proud of, and it shows. Go ahead and strut your stuff. The only dogs who will get offended are the ones who wish they were you, and you already know how to put them in their place.
Virgo
. You can't see why life can't be all fun and romance. If your personal goal is to make each and every day an excellent one, then keep working hard until you achieve it. Don't let anyone talk you out of your healthy ambitions.
Libra
Old issues are biting you, but they're more like fleas than dog bites. It's a random, gnawing doubt rather than a full-blown memory that's making things tense in the doghouse. Whatever the source of the weird feeling, you're having a hard time letting your owner act like the authority figure today.
Scorpio
You're smart enough to know which dogs to hang with and which to avoid. Unfortunately, the other dogs may not be as shrewd as you are. The only way to avoid mayhem is to avoid the park altogether today. Resign yourself to a day with humans.
Sagittarius
You're mellowing as you age. You're not conservative in your energy or interests, but you're also not exactly a spastic puppy anymore, either. You're still a one-of-a-kind, though, no matter what level of goofiness you possess. Cash in on that with a few biscuits.
Capricorn
Your owner adores you, it goes without saying. But you'll never impress others if you keep drawing attention to yourself at the wrong times. You'll get better results if you save it for when you're doing something truly worthy of biscuits and recognition.
Aquarius
There's no shame in being tired. You don't have to be the most active dog in the pack each and every day. Keeping your chin on your paws all day long is a perfectly legitimate way to pass the time. Besides, there's just no fighting it anyway.
Pisces
Wanting an alpha is perfectly normal for any dog, and it's an absolute necessity for a dog like you. If your humans are away, then you don't play until someone else fills their shoes. You'll get a willing substitute leader today.
