Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
It either took all you had to survive a dull couple of weeks or all the stamina you could muster to keep up with your owners. However it looks in retrospect, though, the only thing you should see when looking back over your shoulder from now on is your own wagging tail.
Taurus
You feel like you've finally mastered your masters. You've taught them the fine art of hanging around the doghouse for days on end. Don't be too pompous about the life lesson, though. You never know when they'll revert to their old ways.
Gemini
Having a good day depends on how well you embrace a schedule filled with more ideas than action. On the one paw, having your owners in the doghouse with you is nice, even if all they're doing is talking. On the other, you could come up with better uses of their time.
Cancer
It's much better to show off for a crowd than it is to ham it up in front of just your owner, as you get to experience first hand today. The rewards just keep getting bigger and better, too. You'll get biscuits galore for an act well performed.
Leo
You're still basking in the warmth of your owners' presence. It's something you just can't ever get enough of. That's the right attitude, because you'll be back to counting on your creativity alone to conjure up that kind of feeling come tomorrow morning. Enjoy it now.
Virgo
Still not too much happening around you. You're starting to wonder how long this can go on. You're even wishing your humans would get back to their regular work-a-day lives. Don't worry, that's already in the universe's plans. All that's required of you for now is to relax in good company.
Libra
Your humans have either run out of energy or out of ideas, because there doesn't seem to be much action in the doghouse today. They won't look to you for answers on how to liven things up, either. You're on your own, so get creative.
Scorpio
You're used to seeing the humans around you get stressed, but a definite lack of anxiety is their style of late. You're almost tempted to get their fur up just for old times' sake. They're easy, it's true, but don't resort to that kind of manipulation just to keep yourself amused.
Sagittarius
You've had an overabundance of good luck the last few weeks. Quality time with your humans, good table scraps and long walks -- what else could a dog ask for? Don't push it by even asking yourself the question.
Capricorn
It's not easy guarding your things against actual people day after day after day. It's one thing to pretend, just to keep yourself amused, but the real thing is starting to wear thin. Just being in the doghouse with you qualifies them as too demanding, as far as you're concerned, so remind them of the three-day rule.
Aquarius
There's been a bit too much togetherness for your taste. You're ready for the feel of independence again. Don't worry, you'll get your wish sooner rather than later. In fact, sudden changes are on the horizon.
Pisces
Your humans did their share of pledging and promising, but where's the follow through? If there's no hint of it where exercise is concerned, then speak up. You know exactly how to get them motivated. Anything else, especially diet, literally doesn't concern you.
