Your Daily DogScope for July 03, 2024

July 3, 2024



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

One great day seems to effortlessly follow after another. It's hard to understand that life will ever go back to normal, but it will. In other words, enjoy the action and adventure while you can because they won't last forever.

Taurus

You've spent so much time with your owners lately that your attachments are even stronger than usual. That makes it easier than ever to tolerate some of their more bizarre behavior. You're not even bothered that they haven't set you a place at the table or that you got kicked off the couch.

Gemini

The fun is almost over and there's really no use in debating the exact moment of its death. All you really need to know is that it's not gone quite yet. Enjoy its last few days or even hours in the doghouse before real life sets in yet again.

Cancer

Things in the doghouse aren't quite as outrageous as they have been recently. It's kind of nice to feel normal again. You're getting plenty of old fashioned attention, and you deserve it. Fancy table scraps pale compared to a scratch behind your ears.

Leo

It took a lot of willpower to be good while your humans had their collective mind on other things. Now you're waiting patiently for the pay off. Well, not exactly patiently. It'll take more creativity than wagging your tail and whining to remind your owners of their promise to you just last year.

Virgo

There was altogether too much action in the doghouse for your taste lately, but you have plenty of peace and quite to look forward to. Unfortunately, it's not happening today. You'll have to flexible for just a couple more days before all the overbearing people clear out for good.

Libra

You've spent plenty of time with people lately. You're overdue for a fix of the furry variety. Your friends can't be put off for another day, or even another hour. If you're not sure exactly how to get yourself to the dog park, then start getting creative.

Scorpio

A new year deserves a new pay schedule. It seems only fair. But it's the wrong time to bother your humans with whining for extra treats, no matter how much sense the big biscuits make to you. Keeping a grip on the begging is your challenge for the day.

Sagittarius

Lack of attention has its advantages. Admit it, you've been more like a pig in mud than a lap dog the last couple of weeks. Who knew your humans' yen for travel would turn out so beneficial for you. Now you know better than to shiver the next time you see the suitcases come out.

Capricorn

If it turns out to be a difficult day, at least you know you've been overdue for one. Every day can't be about spending quality time with your humans. If all you get is a pat on the back and a biscuit today, know you're getting more than you deserve.

Aquarius

To say there have been plenty of sudden changes in the regular routine of late is an understatement. At this point, you're ready for anything from your humans. But the one thing you're not ready for, normalcy, is what's right around the corner. Try to anticipate that.

Pisces

When your humans start going on and on about their New Year's resolutions, just mind your own business. The dieting is the only thing that could really affect you, but there's no point in stressing over things you know just won't last.