Your Daily DogScope for August 23, 2024

August 23, 2024



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

With computers everywhere, why can't your human work from home more? You may find out today. If you're smart, you'll let them get as much work done as possible, so you'll get a repeat.

Taurus

You're doing everything on impulse. That is, more so than usual. Racing into the dog park is the only way to make an entrance, and you have no time to examine anything along the way. Enjoy being reckless.

Gemini

Don't waste a moment. You won't be getting much exercise but you'll be able to get some ideas generated. Work out exactly how you plan to get to the park. You should be ready the minute your human walks in the door.

Cancer

You would be walking on the wild side, if you could do any walking at all. But you'll either be stuck in the yard or stuck inside for the day. It will have to be your mind that's racing.

Leo

You might not know exactly what day of the week it is, but you do know that it's the perfect day for a dog party, with or without your human as host. If you're not sure how to manage the get together, just do a bit of brainstorming.

Virgo

Be careful today. If you feel like you do when avoiding eye contact with an angry cat, then you have the right attitude. Do your best to travel under the radar.

Libra

Whining will get you nowhere today. Your owner won't be deterred. The best way to ensure a timely walk is to let them get all the talking over with. Sit quietly until all the intellectualizing is done.

Scorpio

Temptation is nothing new to you. But the consequences of taking a risk are. To say gambling won't pay off is an understatement. Whether it's jumping the fence or slipping your collar, think better of it.

Sagittarius

If you can't be physically active, then keep busy mentally. Chasing ideas can be exhausting, if only because they stay ever out of reach. Keep philosophizing until you cross that fine line into slumber.

Capricorn

You love nothing more than to cut to the chase, unless it's to give chase. But you'll be stuck with a human who loves beating around the bush just as much. Sigh and put up with it.

Aquarius

You have an intellectual connection with your human that is unique to the day. You can get your message across most of the time, but now you're actually making sparks fly. Beg for bigger bones while you have the chance.

Pisces

When your human is overwhelmed, they don't like to move. When you're in the same state, you can hardly hold still. Luckily, you're on opposites emotional poles today. Enjoy the exercise.