Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
There are no such things as mixed messages in your culture. Anything less than an ardent greeting means you just don't care. But humans are more complex than that, so read carefully.
Taurus
There's something in the air, and you're in a hurry to figure out what. Don't waste time at your usual pace, examining each and every blade of grass. Rush ahead while the scent lasts.
Gemini
How do the alphas of the world make their wishes known? You're not sure, but you sure do pick up on them. It's more subtle than all the whining and howling you do, so try to communicate their way.
Cancer
Other dogs are acting suspicious of you. Why are you giving off those kinds of vibes? Don't act in a hurry to get past them, for one. Calm down, act cool and take your time.
Leo
Your owner thinks you can have a good time out of anything. You've got to change their opinion, or settle for dull days. Let them know you need a challenge, or a toy.
Virgo
Don't waste your energy. Sure, you can be high spirited when the mailman arrives, but greeting your human is what gives you your true sense of purpose. Go for the gusto.
Libra
Being a member of a pack is completely about relationships. You can't really recite the safety in numbers routine if you can't also do the selfless bit every once in a while. Work in it.
Scorpio
Blood, guts and glory -- they're just not for you today. Avoid those kinds of conflicts by focusing on your more domesticated side and ignoring the animal in you, not to mention the other animals.
Sagittarius
You'll regret it if you let yourself be led along by other dogs. The only one who should be leading you is your human, and by the leash. Avoid getting whipped into the frenzy.
Capricorn
You and your humans have divided up the jobs quite nicely: they're responsible for providing the doghouse, and you're responsible for guarding it. As long as you both take your responsibilities seriously, there are no worries.
Aquarius
Altruism has such a nice ring to it. But the bottom line is really what's good for the pack is good for you. Do what you need to put others first, even when it comes to chow.
Pisces
Some delusions can be a lot of fun. Like the one about your human being the ultimate top dog. Others may find it bewildering, but all that matters is the pack of two.
