Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
It's Sunday, and you should be able to go as slowly as you want on your walks. After all, your humans sure take their time getting out the door. If you find yourself hustled along, dig in your paws. Don't let anyone rush you.
Taurus
There are plenty of ways to spend your time, and all good. You can have a good time with ease or you can do it the hard way. Whatever you decide, you end the day spent and ready to face another week of inactivity. Dive in.
Gemini
The busybodies are out in full force but you won't let them bother you. The more they get into your business the better, as far as you're concerned. They're simply spreading the news far and wide. It's true that there's no such thing as bad publicity.
Cancer
Remember that if you show off all you have now, you won't have much to pull from your hat when you need it. Keep your appearance menacing but don't dive into any fights. Looking fierce is really all you need to maintain your status anyway.
Leo
You're shifting your strategies, both in the doghouse and at the park. You're no longer the underdog in anyone's eyes, at least that's the plan. Don't kowtow, for sympathy or biscuits. You can go dew claw to dew claw with the best of them.
Virgo
Why be underfoot? There's no reason for you to take up space in the doghouse while your owners tidy up. In fact, everyone is better off if you slip off on your own. As long as you come back before you're noticed, heading to the dog park makes perfect sense.
Libra
You don't hold a grudge but apparently your body does. Your fur goes up with or without your consent today. Exactly why it happens doesn't matter as much as the fact that it does. Be grateful that your animal instincts are looking out for you.
Scorpio
The small details of your day add up to something special. You're not hiking in the mountains or eating steak at the table, but by the end of the day you'll feel just as good as if you had. The secret is to share everything you do with your best friends, both two legged and four.
Sagittarius
Asking for more biscuits just annoys your humans, so don't even try. Your best bet is to play it cool. The less you seem to care, the more they wonder why you're not begging. If you can get a grip on the drooling, you'll make out like a bandit.
Capricorn
You love nothing more than doing research, and you get to find facts near and far. Tracking down a suspect isn't even the ultimate goal. Simply covering territory is what matters to you. You know what they say about getting there being half the fun.
Aquarius
You can be a bit too thorough for your own good. Covering your tracks, so to speak, is a matter of pride for you. But when you let divots fly, you're only attracting attention to yourself. It goes without saying it's the wrong kind of attention. Be a bit less thorough.
Pisces
You're diving into things right and left, and they're not always good situations to be in, either. It's a bit late to avoid the rough dogs when you're already in their faces. Think before doing anything today.
